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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably still mirrors.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Yo! My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
Save your breath ... You`ll need it later to blow up your date.
Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
My brain has too many tabs open.
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before