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I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
I`m getting all dressed up. Have a feeling I might be on COPS tonight.
Life would be so much more fun if there were random Dukes of Hazzard style car ramps along the drive to work.
My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
I always say, "monring" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning, I`d still be in bed sleeping.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
I`ve been hiding from exercise ... I`m in the fitness protection program.
I`m right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
My To-Do list for today is just a bunch of things I wanna eat.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
I wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime, I wanna check my stats.