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I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
The only way to communicate with a drunk person is to get hammered too.
I`d rather be someone`s shot of whiskey than everyone`s cup of tea.
If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else’s phone. Ever.
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I`m Confused.