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So many rules; so little time to break them.
My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator, where I couldn`t reach them. Then leave chemicals right under the sink.
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, sheโs a keeper.
Ya know u would never know u where happy if u never had bad memory.
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We`re all here because we`re not all there...
I`m getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I`ve got Norton but...
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
On the bright side, itโs Friday Eve Eve Eve.
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
For the life of me, I canโt understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes