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No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
I`m considering buying a racehorse and naming it, "My Face". Just so I can hear everyone in the stands scream "Come on, My face!!"...
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
I’m just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy.
props to the parent at the mall that walked up afterward to ask santa what his kid wanted lol
I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
Some days the only thought that stops me from being Dexter...is that I am WAY too pretty to go to prison
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.