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Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
When you`re accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don`t reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago.
Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it`s a two-star hotel.
Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
If you tell me you`re giving something 110% then I’m assuming the extra 10% is your stupidity.
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!
It`s weird how many people at my office are named "Hey."