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Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I want to cover you in expensive things…like gasoline.
My wife and I are dieting now… and by dieting, I mean we’re not telling each other about the junk food we eat.
Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
My doctor said I’m healthy enough for sex, just not attractive enough.
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I`m not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books