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I`m going to stand outside. So, if anyone asks, I`m outstanding.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn`t believe in reincarnation either".
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"