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I`m at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
Im not sure Im comfortable with the fact that there is now a bunch of people in white coats furiously scribbling notes behind a big glass window while im talking to my therapist. Im suppose to just "ignore" them.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Likes doing tokyo drifts with the shopping carts when I round the corner of each isle at Walmart.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
I don`t have a drinking problem. If anything, I`m TOO good at it.
Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.