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World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
Similarities between BRA and BAR 1. Both have similar letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. When both opened men go crazy "prove me wrong"
I tried yoga once, but we called it Twister
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
From now on when I accept a friend request I`ll just write on their wall: You belong to me now.
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?