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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
My dog`s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I`d like it to be.
I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded
I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
Save water- shower with me!
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
I would`ve thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited `til it was dark instead.