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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
I get a little nervous eating cucumber in a single woman`s home.
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
I don`t mind my long commute, I just hate that it always brings me to work.
My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn`t actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking.
is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..