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I don`t wanna make this weird but that`s just kinda how I do things.
Birthdays back then: Wow! Look at all these presents!. Birthdays now : Wow damn look at all these notifications!.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I’m not falling for that.
I`m going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn`t enough.
I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
If there`s one thing I`ve learnt in life it`s to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
Yes, I streaked once on a dare ... all the rest of the times though were just for fun
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.