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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That`s how many seconds you just wasted.
Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
Yes, I realize I’m leaving early. But don’t forget, I also came in late.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
So....if the cup is only half full....I suggest buying a smaller bra
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
times new roman walks into a bar. "sorry, we don`t serve your type."
Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.