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So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
My weekends are basically just spent splitting a bloomin` onion with my bros at Outback Steakhouse while trying to figure out why girls don`t like us.
I couldn’t believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn’t actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school…
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
If you really want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn`t be telling you this but ..."
Every new day means new opportunities... to make mistakes and f*ck things up.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
This is a lousy dating site.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
I`ll admit I`m not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.