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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
Iām giving up on the silent treatment. ...Going to start talking to myself again.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg ;)
Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.