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"I don`t know what the f*ck this tastes like." - first person to eat chicken.
Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
I`m hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
There`s no WE in pizza.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards
I think abs are for guys that don`t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.