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Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
Who do you have to sleep with around here to sleep with someone around here?!
Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
Good things come to those who wait ... Which explains why I`m always late.
omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
Last time I saw jugs that big, 2 hillbillies were blowing on them.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it .... it causes many births too.
Every morning I swallow a piece of paper that says "Keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case I die and the doctors have to do an autopsy on me
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.