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Worry: a waste of imagination.
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Stop dwelling on the past and start f*cking up the future.
Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
Your selfie would be way better if you weren`t in it.
Adding "and sh!t" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook! Finally I can use that "I`m not your friend I`m your mother" speech to my advantage.
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
I just keep telling myself you guys don`t have sex either.
I like confusing kids by telling them I`m older than the internet
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.