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Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free?
Bad Morning: As I sit on the throne remembering I used all the toilet paper last night for Halloween pranks.
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
i spend 800% off my life exaggerating
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
The toughest thing in business is minding your own.
Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
If my jokes offend you: 1. I’m sorry. 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a wussy.