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I think it`s safe to say that my 2 year old is definitely more excited to see the fire truck next door than my neighbor.
Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
My train of thought likes to circle around the station a few times, take some wrong turns, and end up totally lost.
I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
Not quite feeling myself today. I`m going to see if booze helps...
When nobody`s home, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Lay-Z: My rapper name.
I don’t necessarily believe in karma, but I’m gonna be extra careful crossing the street after this weekend.
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
If Santa’s helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?