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What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
I found out why I`m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
is a mystery you´ll never solve
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there