Daily Silly Status

Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o

"Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.

Rum balls, rum cake, rum spiked eggnog, rum in fruitcakes...you know, anymore, there`s more of the Captain than of Christ in Christmas...

I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.

I`m not saying Goldilocks was a piece of sh!t, but she broke into someone`s house and just started eating their breakfast.

Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?

I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..

Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.

For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair

I drink coffee for your protection.

I`m hungry, but I`m not `cook something` hungry.

I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?

I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!