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"I like tube tops too, but even tires have pressure limits!
Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that`s how I feel today.
The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That`s my dog. My dog does that.
I`m trying to locate a girl from high school. You know, the one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
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It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.