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Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I`ll play mine
If you say married people aren’t having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
According to cannibals it only takes one vegetarian to make vegetarian chili.
When it comes to tantrums, I throw like a girl.
Ladies, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest, eat a banana.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
If you`re in a hole, stop digging...
Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” … apparently.
I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.