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Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
that awkward moment when you`re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
I want to cover you in expensive things…like gasoline.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
According to the law it`s not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
Did you know, the designated driver is usually the guy having the most luck with the ladies.
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
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Apparently the ``All you can eat buffet`` isn`t a challenge ...
The older I get, the more I understand someone`s desire to just say-"F*ck it. I`m going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."