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Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
I`m convinced some people got married just so they could gripe about being married...
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
I`d like to have a child one day...Two days, tops.
"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
This day needs more yesterday.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?