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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I`m going to need those back.
Coaster? You`re assuming I plan to put my drink down...
Deja poo. The feeling that you`ve heard this sh!t before.
I don`t know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
You call it camping. I call it getting drunk with insects.