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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
I just drink until the sadness becomes hilarious.
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
I don`t like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
The worst part about being alone is I don`t have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don`t like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.