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My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Hey pigs, stop trying to swallow entire apples. You keep dying!
I think my guardian angel drinks.
I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade`s gonna suck!
Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.
You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.