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The older I get .... The more dangerous it is to sneeze
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat`s just being dramatic.
Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.