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Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
"Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
Girls here is an idea.. instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Hell Yes.
Going to make pizza for dinner!! Ingredients Required: Phone, Menu & Credit Card.. Ohhh I can smell it cooking already!! ;)