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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
They don`t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts.
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Forgotten pocket money is the best!
I lost my ladder when I was very young but I was fortunate to have such a great step-ladder to raise me ...anytime I couldn`t reach anything
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?