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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Facebook is like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there`s anything good in it
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
If I weren´t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
The girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat.
Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
Why has someone not invented a see-through toaster yet?
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.