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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of "going to the gym in 2013."
There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
You’ll never be as young as you are now.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?
I`m in no shape to exercise patience!
I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.