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It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don`t tell them you need it by a certain date.
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
Drinking coffee in the afternoon is like eating the mushroom that makes you big in Super Mario.
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct...
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.
Forget Klondike, you should see what I`d do for an open bar.