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“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
I think, therefore i`m single.
I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will describe me as "quiet"
I`m ready to regret having sex with you.
I hate when people say, "I gotta get my body right for the summer." ...like, wtf are you going to do about your face???
According to my current parking spot, I`m Chief of Police.
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
They don`t even serve apples at Applebee`s. Or bees.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.