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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight… Hoping to get a PS4 in return.
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people.
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
The sun and I have an understanding. He gets up before I do.