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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
All I heard was, " I swear it`ll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.
When I die I want someone to play that little death jingle from Mario Bros at my funeral.
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there