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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
I got married so that I can be autocorrected even when my phone is off.
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
How many calories does swearing like a motherf*cker burn?
Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons.
I just saw a poster that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, "no."
Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
If she burns the bacon, she`s no good bro
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you`ll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.
The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.