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I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
I`m looking for a new personal trainer, the last one didn`t work out
Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Mike.
"Hello 911?" "Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I`ll hold."
If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don`t slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.