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Attention!! Today I am traveling back in time to right some wrongs in this world. You will know I succeeded if the Germans lost WW2 and that Thursday comes before Wednesday.
Akward Moment Is When Your Twin Sister Calls You Ugly(:
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
Thought I was having deja-vu. But it turns out, I do the exact same things every day.
With my luck, I’ll die and get reincarnated as myself.
My family tree is a cactus, we`re all pricks.