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My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
I never tell god how big my problems ,,, I tell my problems how big my god is
The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I will kill you."
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and Facebook.
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
*Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat ... not two cats in one.
Guys, how many times have you said "it looks great honey" when you really are just laughing inside?
Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
Being normal is boring.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
My ex says that he will dance on my grave. I`ve now arranged to be buried at sea
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet
Not sure if I logged into Facebook or the Cartoon Network.