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“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
I don`t like Instagram. It reminds me that somewhere people are doing stuff. I just don`t need that kind of pressure.
After meeting me... my therapist is now in therapy...
Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
I need to do laundry so bad I`m actually wearing Christmas stockings
Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
Waterfalls are a beautiful, majestic sight as they pour down upon the rocky crags below. Unless you`re in a canoe and about to plummet to your death. Then waterfalls sorta suck.
Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake