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One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
If you drink enough tonight, you won`t have to lie when you call in sick tomorrow.
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
My friend said "hey that girl has a nice butt" I said "yes i bet she can sit down excellently "
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
heyy lol
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?