Daily Silly Status

I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.

I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"

We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"

Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.

The filling in this fortune cookie tastes like paper...

I self medicate, therefore you live.

What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.

Farts are like children. I`m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

I got food poisoning today. I don`t know when I`ll use it though.

I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.

Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.

Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.

The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.