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My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
Everything happens for a reason. That`s why I drink to everything!
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
Everyone has a purpose in life ... Perhaps mine is finding things to bitch about.
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
That awkward moment when the creepy guy in the white van doesn`t have candy...
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
To the individual who sat outside in their car, across the street from our house, at 530 am and had Led Zepplens Immigrant Song blaring at full volume, I have one thing to say to you! AWESOME CHOICE DUDE!!!!!!!