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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.
I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
My relationship status? Last night, in the elevator, I told a girl she had nice shoelaces.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
The future was so much cooler in the past.
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.