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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him.
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
Sarcasm is funnier when used on people who don`t understand it.
Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
I can`t believe that it`s the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC