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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
My phone battery lasts longer than relationships these days
My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party.
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
Ice cream is clearly God`s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me
I hate when I`m admiring my good looks from a car`s window reflection and the people inside think I`m staring at them.
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.